While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. So he asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!" The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"! So the next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
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2006-11-27 08:01:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA! Wow, that was great. I want to know what your source is!
2006-11-27 08:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch
2016-05-23 14:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha amazing joke, im telling the next person i see.
2006-11-27 08:14:30 · answer #3 · answered by greenman3k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I was just watching Brokeback Mountain too....
2006-11-27 08:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by thegirlwholovedbrains 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That cowboy is gonna go nuts!!
2006-11-27 08:03:11 · answer #5 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ughhh....that poor cowboy...the one who lost to the bull
2006-11-27 08:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is hilarious! Talk about cannibalism. HAHAHAHA
2006-11-27 08:14:27 · answer #7 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Skids they are getting funnier what are you on?
2006-11-27 08:05:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That old chestnut heh!
2006-11-27 08:03:12 · answer #9 · answered by wiz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A+ joke very funny. can i borrow it?
2006-11-27 08:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by pnybt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋