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2006-11-27 07:39:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Awful, that guy stood no chance!
2006-11-27 07:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 15:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... it wasn't so much the 'worst' as it was the 'funiest'
I was wearing some sweats, and they were rolled up to about the knee. This guy was like: "...yo, I like the way you shave your legs. ... for real though, it's nice. Have you ever seen those girls, with all the hair, - all the hair down they legs? It's not nice. But for real, yeah....yeah, I like the way you shave your legs."
LOL I laughed for days. This was years ago, but I still remember...
2006-11-29 15:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by ebonii_cuteee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man was annoying me at a club-he just wouldn't take no for an answer! Suddenly he said,'Where do you live? Give me your address.' Of course I told him no way would I give him my address-I wasn't stupid! He replied,'But I'm a cab driver,and I need your address because I am taking you home tonight!' I told him I'd rather walk....
2006-11-27 08:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have spanners for eyes cos every time you look at me my nuts tighten.
Do you like whales. . yes. . that's good cos I've got a hump back at home
2006-11-27 07:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by broken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got 2.
Excuse me, are you a spanner? because i just felt my nuts tighten. lame
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I don't mean to be Blunt, but you're beautiful. Gettit? It took me a while.
2006-11-27 07:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you!
2006-11-27 07:42:33 · answer #7 · answered by HotMommi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
* get your coat you've pulled
* you must be tired, you've been running through my mind all
night
* your father must have been a theif as he has stole the stars and put them in your eyes
* heres 10p, go call your mum tell her you wont be coming home tonight
* do you come here often?
OH YES MEN HAVE TRYED ALL THESE ON ME BEFORE AND THEY DO MAKE ME GIGGLE BUT THEY GET THEM NO WHERE!!!!!
2006-11-27 07:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
2006-11-27 07:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bedrock.
2006-11-27 07:42:22 · answer #10 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋