"You know what?", says the seven-year-old. "I think it's about time we started swearing." The four-year-old nods his head in approval, so the seven-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, okay?" "Okay, okay," the four-year-old agrees with enthusiasm. So they go downstairs and their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the seven-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh 5hit Mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops." THWACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up and runs upstairs crying his eyes out. The mother turns to the four-year-old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," the four-year-old blubbers, "but it won't be f**king Coco Pops."
2006-11-27 07:38:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.
“Tyson,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where
did you hear it?”
“My daddy said it,” he responded.
“Well, that doesn’t matter,” she explained, “I don’t want to hear
that language in here again.”
After a moment, she thought she whispered aloud, “At least he
doesn’t know what it means.”
“I do, too,” Tyson corrected. “It means the car won’t start.”
2006-11-27 07:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 21:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha look at them!! Funny. The oldest does get the younger ones in trouble, though!
2006-11-27 07:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats some crazy stuff, no coco puffs for me!!
2006-11-27 07:45:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaaaaaaaaaaaaHaaaaaaaa!!!
2006-11-27 07:44:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-27 08:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao not heared that one
2006-11-27 07:41:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
2006-11-27 07:42:09 · answer #8 · answered by Samantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-27 07:42:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋