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Question

One day the Bill Clinton and The Pope died on the same day, but instead of the Pope going to heaven, he went to Hell.
The Pope was really surprised at what had happened and went to the Devil for an explanation.
The Devil looked over his paperwork and said, "Yep, you're right...you were supposed to go to Heaven. Look...it is going to take a day to get all of this settled out since Bill Clinton had taken your place in heaven. Sorry for the mix up, but you can walk around Hell and enjoy yourself until tomorrow."
The pope agreed and waited calmly till the next day. Well the next day came and The Pope and the Devil said their goodbyes.
As the Pope was ascending, he met Bill Clinton on his way down. The two began to talk and the Pope said, "I can't wait to get to heaven," and Bill aske him why. The Pope said, "I have always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary. I have been waiting for this day for a long time."
To this, Bill Clinton replies, "Well...you're a day late."

Thanks Rico...I liked that one too. That was funny. You should post it.

Answer 1

Good one. But in the interest of bipartisanship:

Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can
you prove who you really are?"

Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?"

Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.

Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.

Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"

Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."

Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.

Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"

Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove
yours?"

George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"

Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

Answer 2

A new one. Thats good but i don't think you should play with the Virgin Mary. But it's still a nice one though.

Answer 3

oh....thats funni!!i get it the virgin mary is not a virgin anymore because bill clinton was up there!!!lol.....that was a good one!!

Answer 4

LOL Bill is the man.

Answer 5

Ok, that's really funny! Terrible, but funny!

Answer 6

I haven't heard this before! Good one! :-)

Answer 7

this is sacriligious! it sucks! you suck!