An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."
2006-11-27 07:01:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They wouldn't work after being in orange juice. The acidity would eat them away too much. Too bad, Grandma!
2006-11-27 07:03:28 · answer #1 · answered by Esma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not funny... Some things aren't made to be jokes.
2006-11-27 15:04:55 · answer #2 · answered by Aaron M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-27 15:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dear joker do u know what the birth control pill do. i think they cannot control sexual instinct i think so. your joke failed
2006-11-27 21:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by The Prince of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!!!! That is a good granny!!!! Lookin out for her grandbaby like that lol
2006-11-27 15:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he multiples uses ~ LoL
2006-11-28 00:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And wud she put Viagra in a grandsons' drink... :-)
2006-11-27 16:05:16 · answer #7 · answered by novembr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! That's funny
2006-11-27 15:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by Pink Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-27 15:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by chikita4652 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh! nice
i think i get it, then her grand daughter doesnt get any kids
2006-11-27 15:05:24 · answer #10 · answered by fatima b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋