He breaks into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict. He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-11-27 06:56:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny *** hell. keep it up . you got potential/ talent
2006-11-27 06:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by gangsta girl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
YES Females Rule
2006-11-27 07:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yellsa
2006-11-27 07:02:48 · answer #3 · answered by bty937915 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the guy being held hostage is chuffed because of the fact he won't could do something as a fashion to get freed, merely his spouse has to have intercourse, yet then the spouse tells him that the prisoner is gay and he's going to get vaseline because of the fact he desires to have gay intercourse with the husband, which the husband for sure won't desire for the reason that he's right this moment. :)
2016-10-04 10:37:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a pretty old joke, but a very good one
2006-11-27 07:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by Hello Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just wrong. But that was a funny joke.
2006-11-27 06:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by matt_archbold2002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard of that before. Not funny, though. But there was a great twit.
2006-11-27 11:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's cool best joke I've heard in ages!!
2006-11-27 07:11:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant - must be a christian and about to turn the other cheek.
2006-11-27 07:36:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny a great end to a pretty shite day
2006-11-27 06:59:21 · answer #10 · answered by missree 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
been on here a few times now skid mark
2006-11-27 07:23:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋