A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boy friend now that Grandpa went to heaven?
"Grandma replied,"Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?
"The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
2006-11-27 06:54:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha, that's funny! best joke i've seen on here in like 2 wks. thanks for the laugh!
2006-11-27 06:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I snorted a little.
A little embarassing given my current location, but hey!!
2006-11-27 14:57:50 · answer #2 · answered by jooker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny, my flabs (Fat abs!) hurt! They're not flabs but it just sounds funny. I have to pee now! BBL!
2006-11-27 19:55:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok ,its a little funny
2006-11-27 14:58:35 · answer #4 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AMEN that was funny
2006-11-27 14:56:35 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats ****** up
2006-11-27 14:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by gangsta girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*LOL*
Ahhh, these innocent kids... :)
2006-11-27 15:00:58 · answer #7 · answered by DarkChoco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not THAT funny..
2006-11-27 14:56:54 · answer #8 · answered by DιRTι DιVA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋