Two Nebraska farm boys joined the High School track team. The coach made both the boys and girls teams run 10 miles daily in the country on a certain route, so the sheriff could keep and eye on them and they’d be safe running on a country road.
In the spring the girls begged the coach to run another route which went past a sheep farm, because they wanted to see all the young lambs. The coach agreed, got the okay from the sheriff and changed to the new route.
When the coach told the boys about it, these two farm boys protested to no avail. Finally when the others started their run, they stayed behind. “Coach we can’t run that route.” The coach says “Too late, it’s all set and I’m not changing. The girls want to see the young lambs on the sheep farm and I agreed.”
The boys said “That’s why we can’t run there, Coach, the sheep.
We get hard-ons just hearing a sheep baaa. Who knows what else might happen. We might lose control, fall down and hurt our selves. And the girls would see it."
2006-11-27 06:49:30 · 7 answers · asked by Everyman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it - how is that funny?
2006-11-27 06:51:10 · answer #1 · answered by peaceful_sorceress 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we didn't see the punchline coming, maybe a 4. Since Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles even saw it, make it a 2.
2006-11-27 14:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by jooker 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
kinda funny...i give it 6/10.
2006-11-27 14:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm lost
2006-11-27 14:59:18 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was not at all funny
2006-11-27 14:58:05 · answer #5 · answered by gangsta girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no comment
2006-11-27 14:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha! Perves!
2006-11-27 14:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋