A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed, so he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh, ****! It's so late, my wife's going to kill me! Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands. Then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. "Where the hell have you been?!?!"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? And what is that on your hands?"
She sees his hands are covered with powder and screams, "You @&$*!% liar! You went bowling again!!!"
2006-11-27 06:49:19 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think thats hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-11-27 06:56:55 · answer #1 · answered by Sheila 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought that was alright mate. i was gunna write LMAO! but i got a violation last time i replied to a joke with that. gotta learn by your mistakes eh!
2006-11-27 14:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by drdreallday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny dude bowled me over anyway!!
2006-11-27 15:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he had a ball didn't he, and he was in the gutter for awhile That was funny
2006-11-27 15:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny but the lie is not funny. he did not even lie, wow that's a good story tho. hee heee
2006-11-27 14:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Not funny. Kinda stupid, actually.
2006-11-27 14:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by kj 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny I feel so sorry for her
I dont think that is funny at all
2006-11-27 14:52:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one,next time i go out will have to try that
2006-11-27 14:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is sort of is in its own little way but not that funny
2006-11-27 15:06:14 · answer #9 · answered by Cockney Hustler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i dont think its that funny
2006-11-27 14:52:00 · answer #10 · answered by greyc143 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before and its not pee your pants funny but it is kinda funny
2006-11-27 14:57:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋