Is this a good definition? (borrowed from a friend's blog)?

Question

Reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Thank you. Would you like to buy a vowel?

Answer 1

On behalf of my client, I wish to express his extreme displeasure regarding your last question. John, AKA ,truefact, is as I write, sobbing in the corner of my office. Yes, it's true. And not a manly sight either.

While it is true, he has shown himself to be verbally challenged, spelling inadequate, and generally kind of stupid, that is no reason for you, or anybody else to defame his noble heritage, family history and rural habitat.

I only hope that with a full apology from you he may re-acquire his self esteem and true manly persona.

Now, I don't think you want this to go any further. Law suits can be, not only expensive, but counter productive to all.

Dear woman, I insist you apologize. To him and all his kin.

Or at least get him out of my office. He ain't got any money and he's starting to mess up the rug.

Time is of the essence. Your prompt reply would be greatly appreciated.

Answer 2

HOT DOG!!!! (borrowed from Jethro)

Answer 3

I like that!! Good one!