My wife told me we couldn't afford $20 per week for beer and Jack Daniels anymore and I'd have to quit.
Then I caught her spending:
$65.00 on make-up,
$150 for a cut & color,
$30 for a manicure,
$40 for a pedicure,
$50 on vitamins,
$300 on clothes and,
$600 for a gym membership.
I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.................
I don't think she's coming back.
2006-11-27 06:36:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sick Crash, I love you, that was funny. You can find someone better that that, someone that will give you ALL that you so desire.
2006-11-27 06:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a knee-slapper!
2006-11-27 14:56:52 · answer #2 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, hillarious.
2006-11-27 14:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by truly_insightful 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA!!!!! Me either.... Oh well! THe beer will fix that too!
2006-11-27 14:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really, how closed minded of her.
2006-11-27 14:38:37 · answer #5 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mean, but funny!
2006-11-27 14:38:25 · answer #6 · answered by helly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, no wonder she left meanie lol ;)
2006-11-27 14:39:20 · answer #7 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2006-11-27 14:38:38 · answer #8 · answered by jooker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bummer,but funny
2006-11-27 14:39:55 · answer #9 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-11-27 14:58:38 · answer #10 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋