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A man goes to las vegas for two weeks without his wife, he starts feeling horny and misses the way a women feels... so he goes up to a prostitute and asks "How much for a hand job" the prostitute replys $500 "wow says the man thats to expensive she goes "You see that casino over there i own that b,coz i give the best hand jobs ever. So the man hands her $500 and admitidly that was the best hed ever had.

He then asks "how much for a B**w job" She replys $1500 again the bloke says WHAT!!!! So she points out another bigger and better casiono and says"see that casino i own that coz i give the best B**w jobs in the world" so the man pays her $1500 and was amazed by her teqniques.

Then he asks her how much for full blown sex

She points to the whole of las vegas and says


"You see the rest of las vegas....that would be mine if i had a Pu**y"

lolololol

2006-11-27 05:48:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

HA HA HA,
HILARIOUS

1st time i heard that!!

2006-11-27 05:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0 0

LMAO THE GUY JUST DISHED OUT 2000 FOR A MAN!!!!

2006-11-27 05:52:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

aww man! That's the guy's que to go hang himself.

2006-11-27 05:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

HA HA HA HA HA!! Poor guy!! Very funny though!! 9/10

2006-11-27 05:54:46 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0 0

OK... How about an 8 for that one.

2006-11-27 05:51:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow..... that was interresting... not to mention a little sickening but iit was funny

2006-11-27 05:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by molly c 3 · 0 0

so she is a man, very discusting, but I liked it.

2006-11-27 05:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by mr. fancy pants 3 · 0 0

Thanks for that. I needed a good laugh today.

2006-11-27 07:40:52 · answer #8 · answered by Ariel 5 · 1 0

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