A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
2006-11-27 05:48:22 · 9 answers · asked by mr. fancy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha!! Loved that joke!!!
2006-11-27 06:11:23 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Second one today that deserves an 8. Good one.
2006-11-27 13:53:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's nice......Just kidding I liked it,it was cute!!!!! :)
2006-11-27 13:54:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha lol
2006-11-27 13:53:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hillarious! good one
2006-11-27 13:51:04 · answer #5 · answered by molly c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT!! I'M A LAUGHIN"!!
2006-11-27 13:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by mamaexfour 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
puts the DONG in "ding dong"
2006-11-27 13:50:45 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA,
HILARIOUS!!!!
2006-11-27 13:52:23 · answer #8 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great!!!!
2006-11-27 13:51:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋