Yes, I invented a spectacular toothpaste which is completely black in appearance. I made it using heavy amounts of black licorice and a few other special ingredients.
It tastes great (and less filling) but it does leave a person's mouth on the, ummm, heh, dark side. Amazingly enough, it does kill germs, cavities, plaque at twice the rate of other brands. The only draw back is, you'll have black teeth. Using the paste only once insures a good 10 hours of black teeth. But in those ten hours, your teeth are made incredibly clean of all filth.
Would you use it?
2006-11-27
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