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Question

And just so that this is a question do you think there should be a sex catagory that you can ask anything in?

A man is opening a restaurant and he asks one of his workers to come up with a name for it

The man tells Al one of his workers that he will name the restaurant after the first thing Al sees when he goes out the door

Al walks outside and the first thing he saw was a girl named Lucy and he saw her legs He told the man and so the restaurant was named Lucy's Legs The man was so impressed that he said the next day Al could get a free drink

The next day Al comes a bit early and a policeman walks by and notices Al waiting there The policeman asks What are you doing

Al says I'm waiting for Lucys legs to open so I can get a drink

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table until the wife asks

Do you know her
Yes, sighs the husband Shes my ex-wife She took to drinking seven years ago when we divorced and has not stopped drinking since the woman say good God i didn;t know someone could celebrate that long

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?"

The drunk, still staring down, replied:

"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

Answer 1

LMFAO..... That WAS a good one!!!

Yes, there should be a sex category. How fun and informative that would be!

Answer 2

ALL WERE VERY GOOD! NOOOOOOOO THERE IS WAY TO MUCH SEX TALK EVERYWHERE, WHAT IS THAT...WHY ARE SOME SO OBCESSED?? ENOUGH ALREADY, WE ALL KNOW HOW TO DO IT, WE DON'T NEED THE FREAKS WITH THERE IDEAS OR 11 &12 YO KIDS READING THAT STUFF ANYWAY!! GET OVER IT!!

Answer 3

haha...that's awesome..i don't know if people should be given the freedom to ask anything in here....it's already scary enough sometimes...

Answer 4

funny!

Answer 5

lol.... funny