Three guys were walking down a beaten path and had come across a farm. They had been traveling awhile and decided to ask for a place to stay for the night. The farmer who owned the place had decided to let them stay in the barn, but had warned them to stay away from his daughter. If he found out if anyone messed with her, he was going to shoot them with a shotgun. Later on that evening, the farmer's daughter went to visit the boys and seduced all three and had sex with them. The next morning the farmer had found out and woke up the boys with a blast and said, " Get the **** up now, and line em up." The guys were really scared and did what he asked. The farmer said, " I am going to give you guys a chance to live, now I want each of you to go out and pick 100 of your favorite fruit and bring it here. Hurry up b/c I'm watching you."
They each left and did as the farmer had asked. The first guy showed up with 100 grapes and so the farmer told him to start shoving them up his bum.
2006-11-27 05:00:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The guy was like, "WHAT?!?" The farmer said, "You heard me, start shoving!"
The guy does as he is asked. "97-98-99-100." The farmer said that he was
free to go. The second guy comes back with 100 cherries and the farmer tells
him to do the same thing as the first guy. "95-96-97...LOL.." The guy starts
laughing and then all of the cherries come back out. The farmer then says, "What
the hell is wrong with you. You better start over or I am going to kill you!"
The 2nd guy begins again and then comes to the end. "95-96-97...LOL.." The guy
starts to laugh again. By this time the farmer is pissed and asks the guy what
was so funny? The man replies,
" That other guy is picking WATERMELONS!"
2006-11-27 05:01:24 · update #1
LOL.. hilarious
2006-11-27 05:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
imagine if it would have been pineapples instead of watermelons! LOL!
2006-11-27 05:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe LoL
2006-11-27 05:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-11-27 05:05:53 · answer #4 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋