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The Differences Between Men And Women

NICKNAMES:
If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call
each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob
and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each
other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.

DINING OUT:
And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in
$20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have
anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When
the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators.

BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average
number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not
be able to identify most of these items.

GROCERIES:
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store
and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his
fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys
everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout
counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly
Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the
10-items-or-less lane.

SHOES:
When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then
slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag
from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes.
Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under
the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day.

CATS:
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking,
men kick cats.

DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to: Go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up
for: weddings, funerals.

LAUNDRY:
Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of
clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about
eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of
clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and
take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to
meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by
re-runs of old episodes of "Love, American Style."

OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and
favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely
aware of some short people living in the house.

Answer 1

i AGREE WITH "THE ONE" ABOVE ME ABOUT NOT BEING TOO LONG FOR US WHO WERE INTERESTED TO READ. IT WAS HILARIOUS BECAUSE IT IS SOOO TRUE.. ESPECIALLY THE DRESSING UP, I HAVE TO LITERALLY MAKE MY HUSBAND PUT ON A COLLAR SHIRT SO WE CAN EAT OUT...

Answer 2

Good one

Answer 3

i read the whole thing and i thought it was the best thing ever. I love you, do you want to make out??

Answer 4

Too much to read. I don't think any of the other would want to read unless they have nothing better to do.

Answer 5

Too true!!!!!!! And it wasn't too long for those of us who can read lol

Answer 6

Too lengthy.>>>could not read, as my eyes are strained>>>good night>>>I am going to bed>>>

Answer 7

You are very foolish and dillusional. It is obvious that you know zero intelligient males which is indicative of your intelligience.

Answer 8

IT'S PRETTY FUNNY AND KINDA TRUE

Answer 9

that was excellent lol.

Answer 10

true dat true dat!!!