Guy walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Ok, it.s stupid. But the delivery is important. Sorry
2006-11-27 04:11:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought I was the only one who walked into things - usually doorjambs. Maybe I should meet this guy.
Good joke ...I read some very funny ones on a blog last night. Have to pick one out just for you. * that was quick - perfecto (you'll like it)
2006-11-27 06:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee. The waiter says, “Sure chief, coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one
gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Me want coffee. The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto. We’re still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?”
“Me in training for upper management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the **** and disappear for rest of the day”.
2006-11-27 13:53:04 · answer #2 · answered by t24 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! a Stupid Joke.
2006-11-27 12:14:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guy walks into a bar.... and buys a drink?
2006-11-27 12:16:49 · answer #4 · answered by awesome 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U said it right man, LoL
2006-11-27 13:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!! that is great! lol yeah its dumb but funny!
2006-11-27 12:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by ~Mrs. Bubbles~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was excellent lol.
2006-11-27 12:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!!!!!!
2006-11-27 12:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋