There are only 2 parachutes, and the boy says "What are we going to do"
George Bush jumps up and declares, "I am the most powerful man in the world, I am intelligent, and the people of America need me" and with that, he grabs one of the backpacks and jumps out the plane.
The pope turns to the boy and says "Young man, I am old, I have led a full and honourable life, and I know there will be a place in heaven for me, you take the last parachute"
The boy replies "No need, the intelligent president took my school rucksack"
2006-11-27 03:27:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
rucksack? what age was that term used..lmao..sorry i just killed it..
2006-11-27 03:32:00 · answer #1 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did - after the shape - comparable to all people did. One must be an complete and utter moron of Biblical proportions to take literal which skill from that fact, made months after the shape about issues that got here about on the busiest, maximum chaotic day of his complete existence. it truly is in spite of everything a guy renowned for his verbal gaffe's. Gotta love how cherry-picked and intently edited that clip is too. Why not practice the total ingredient? what's the video attempting to conceal? i ask your self how precise your memories of what you probably did on that day must be now - presuming of route you're previous adequate to keep in mind 9/eleven which i have self belief you at the instantaneous are not.
2016-11-27 01:38:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL!!!!! that is so right I have hear of that same bt different joke, gorge bush is an idiot I don't know why Americans elected him again why not elect a new president like that similar thing we're doing with Tony Blair.
2006-11-27 03:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that's good.
I heard it first as an Englishman, Irishman joke but it's better with the Hedge in the storyline.
Good luck.
2006-11-27 03:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by frankobserver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny! LOL!!! Bush is just too easy to take the mickey out of..! x
2006-11-27 04:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their is a moral to this scenario,
One is young and intelligent, the other old and wise, and the other could be
"" D""--- and foolish
2006-11-27 03:31:53 · answer #6 · answered by Seeanna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent 10/10 but why is G .W.Bush always portrayed as an idiot ,When he is not .Or is that why the American
Electorate voted him into office twice .
2006-11-27 03:38:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
why is the suffering of bush so bloody funny
hahahahahahaha
maybe because he is a fellow joker
hahahahaha
2006-11-27 03:46:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
I could only be improved by being a true story.
2006-11-27 03:30:31 · answer #9 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, nice twist at the end. Good one.
2006-11-27 03:30:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious. I love your joke so much. Thank you for sharing. LoL.
2006-11-27 03:31:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋