what is reincarnation , i said its when you die and come back as something else , oh ! she said , that sounds nice , i said , yes dear , what would you like to come back as , she said , i'd like to come back as a pig , i said , right ------------------------------ i'l explain it all again !
2006-11-27 02:18:11 · 12 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-11-27 02:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Faith has the answer why your wife wants to come back as a pig ,because a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Hands up everyone who wants to come back as a pig in their next life!
2006-11-27 03:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife sounds sweet. I would like to return as a an evil daffodil, every year all the daffs i planted by the entrance to our house gets stolen or just pulled out bulb and all. I would like to bite the fingers of those who does it, i would like to scare them so they would not do it again. So an evil daffodil i will be:)
2006-11-27 02:24:32 · answer #3 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a cracker, it must be the way you tell em !!!
2006-11-27 20:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard once that pigs had unbelievably long orgasms; i think you left that part out.
2006-11-27 02:39:15 · answer #5 · answered by Faith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant get the sense of it
2006-11-27 05:00:09 · answer #6 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...good one
2006-11-27 02:22:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kOOL, i JUST RAN THAT ONE BY THE MOTHER IN LAW. sHE DIDN'T GET IT. hOWEVER THAT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. lololol!!!
2006-11-27 02:25:04 · answer #8 · answered by brian l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE THAT ONE!!
2006-11-27 05:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true
2006-11-27 03:52:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋