A man escapes from prison?
where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-11-27 02:17:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Excellent - you've made may day!
2006-11-27 02:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not true. I had just used the last of the Vaseline to grease the track of my Scalextric. Much harder to be strong and dry, I can tell you.
2006-11-27 03:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by johnnycigarettes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Talk about turning the tables on someone.
2006-11-27 02:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by george 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a really funny Joke man good joke
2006-11-27 02:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by csm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool hahaha thats funny i like it a lot xx
2006-11-27 02:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by вяεηδа™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! luv it!
There goes my monday blues!
2006-11-27 02:20:42 · answer #6 · answered by fez0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not heard that one before.... absolutely brilliant, thank you for making me smile today
2006-11-27 02:24:11 · answer #7 · answered by Bmp1ksh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-27 02:21:27 · answer #8 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. wrong category though. there is a place for jokes.
2006-11-27 02:20:40 · answer #9 · answered by oldsoftee2001 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the fun LOL
2006-11-27 02:22:10 · answer #10 · answered by vfm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋