There was a hotel in the middle of nowhere. Hardly anyone ever stayed there. One day, three people stayed at the hotel; a cowboy, a smart blonde, and Santa Claus. The next day all of the money was missing from the safe. The hotel manager knew it was one of these three because no one else had been there for months. Who stole the money?? *************************************************************************************************************************** *************************************************************************************************************************************** ********************************************************************************************************************************** *********************************************************************************************************************************************** The cowboy stole the money! Why?? **************************************************************************** ****************************************************************************************************************************************** None of the others exist!
2006-11-27 01:30:42 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm a blonde and I'm smart, so WE DO EXIST you idiot!!!!! Santa don't!!!! two of them exist. it's a very dumb joke and I'd only give it a........1/10 with 10 being the best
2006-11-27 02:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by lilmissperfect_2013 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard jokes "like" this before... the answers always the same...santa claus and smart blondes dont exist we know that...haha....
2006-11-27 01:58:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it wasnt for the fact that you are sooooooooo good looking i would beat you up for saying santa doesnt exist, and i think i met a smart blonde once, hold on it was a polar bear sorry my mistake
2006-11-27 05:34:11 · answer #3 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats A good one, however is safer too belive that there is a santa than believivg there is a smart blonde.
2006-11-27 02:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha! Lol! That was a mean one about blondes though.
2006-11-27 21:27:45 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we all know there is no such thing as a smart blonde but came on we all love santa xxx
2006-11-27 03:22:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See ya not right. Making fun of blondes just because your hair is read. Ya just not right.
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2006-11-27 01:46:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is not a joke>>>You should not have given the answers>>>should have given us a chance to answer, which I knew.
2006-11-27 02:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, class
2006-11-27 01:43:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe a classic joke
2006-11-27 02:06:40 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋