A little rural town had one of the highest birth rates in the country and this phenomenon attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university. They wrote a grant proposal got a huge chunk of money moved to town set up their computers got squared away and began designing their questionnaires and such.While the staff was busy getting ready for their big research effort, the project director decided to go to the local drugstore for a cup of coffee. He sat down at the counter, ordered his coffee, and while he was drinking it, he told the druggist what his purpose was in town, then asked him if he had any idea why the birth rate was so high.
"Sure," said the druggist. "Every morning the FOUR o'clock train comes through here and blows for the crossing. It wakes everybody up, and, well, it's too late to go back to sleep, and it's too early to get up."
2006-11-27 01:12:36 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very cool.... keep posting....
2006-11-27 16:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bubba died in a hearth and his physique substitute into burned quite badly. The morgue needed somebody to become attentive to the physique, so they despatched for his 2 ultimate friends, Daryl and Gomer. the three men had continuously finished each thing mutually. Daryl arrived first, and while the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl pronounced, Yup, his face is wiped out quite undesirable. You greater advantageous roll him over. The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl pronounced, Nope, aint Bubba. The mortician thought that fluctuate into particularly unusual. Then he introduced Gomer in to become attentive to the physique. Gomer took a seem on the physique and pronounced, Yup, hes quite lots wiped out. Roll him over. The mortician rolled him over and Gomer pronounced, No, it aint Bubba. The mortician asked, how are you able to tell? Gomer pronounced, nicely, Bubba had 2 assholes. What? He had 2 assholes? pronounced the mortician. Yup, particularly everyone knew he had 2 assholes. every time we went to city, human beings could say, right here comes Bubba with them 2 assholes.
2016-10-13 05:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! I’m lovin’ it!!!
For all those of you who did not understand, what happens when a couple is awakened but it's too late to go back to sleep, and it's too early to get up??? Well they “F#CK” (make love)
2006-11-27 08:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually got this joke, Really Funny
2006-11-27 01:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i too sat near the railway track
2006-12-02 00:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did I miss something, was there something that you forgot to put in at the end?. I dont get it
2006-11-27 02:05:01 · answer #6 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it
2006-11-27 01:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Faith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A naughty one ,sure
2006-11-27 03:42:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe>>>a good and naughty joke>>>>liked it>>>>lmao
2006-11-27 02:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but still its funny
2006-12-02 22:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny ^_^
that's the reason why. no wonder hehehe
2006-11-28 13:38:40 · answer #11 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋