2006-11-27 01:07:40 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It would be the Easter Bunny. He would continue to feed Santa chocolate and eggs until Santa passes out and then punch him and take the sled for a ride.
2006-11-27 01:10:12 · answer #1 · answered by DrMikeonCall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa
2006-11-27 01:10:12 · answer #2 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Santa has mass on his size, as well as armor, but the easter bunny has agility on its side.
I think Santa would win simply because all he has to do is fall on the easter bunny to squish it...
And I don't think the easter bunny's teeth could get through santa's clothing... So santa would essentially be immune to the easter bunny's attacks, and it would only take one squish for santa to win...
Just my .01
-dh
2006-11-27 01:12:49 · answer #3 · answered by delicateharmony 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got to go with Santa. He's walking around in those big black boots and would kick the hell out the pink bunny. Also, Santa has Mrs. Claus and an army of magical elves at his disposal.
2006-11-27 01:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by Jeremy B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Easter Bunny. . . I am taking the teeth of the Easter Bunny over the passive, good hearted nature of St. Nick.
2006-11-27 01:10:15 · answer #5 · answered by DJL2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa. He could kick some major @$$. He's got magic powers. That stupid bunny doesn't stand a chance.
2006-11-27 01:11:56 · answer #6 · answered by Michelle C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa is fat and slow but the easter bunny is fast and can kick.
2006-11-27 01:10:53 · answer #7 · answered by mu_ba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neither!! They dont exist! But in make believe world id put my money on Santa!!
2006-11-27 03:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by Kate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm, Santa, he is more popular - give presents to every kid on earth, while the bunny, I don't even know what he does... what DOES he do?
2006-11-27 01:10:07 · answer #9 · answered by teddy bear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
santa
2006-11-27 01:09:31 · answer #10 · answered by AlyssaElaine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋