Here goes a naughty joke?

Question

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a Private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting General. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?"

"Yes sir", the solder answered, apologetically. "But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice. And, I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches. But, when two squirrels ran up my pants leg, and I heard the bigger one say, 'Let's eat one now, and save the other until winter' -- that did it!"

Answer 1

Hi Pd>>>>to day, you are unstoppable, man>>>so many jokes and all good ones>>>you have to pay my doctors bill, my ribs are aching >>>>lmao

Answer 2

Your joke was simply great!

For two points or for ten I could add a few lines as under: -
“Squirrels frightened you.” The Generals voice rang out like thunder.
“Why the f#uck didn’t you use the canon you have down there…
To frighten the miserable little ba$tards away???”

Answer 3

from this we learn small things makes often more worried because the position that we give for them. the soldier didn't tell go into his pants but they went in accidentally coincidental to this test.he can make the squirrels to ran away but he could not of his training.

7/10

Answer 4

lol very funny. no wonder you've got many answers. you posts funny jokes even mosts of the times it's a naughty one.

thanks for sharing ^_^

Answer 5

Awesome! haha

Answer 6

LOve it. I'm sharing it with my hubby and 2 sons.

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

nut cracker

Answer 9

hilariously priceless

Answer 10

Yep. it was time to move on! LOL. LOL.