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... one says to the other, "I was brought up round 'ere y'know."

Possibly the worst joke I have ever heard. Anyone got any others?

2006-11-27 00:41:41 · 8 answers · asked by Push It 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

he he he he yeah ilikes it heres 1 for you

whats the speed limit of sex?

68 cause 69 u have to turn around

2006-11-27 00:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by laura j 2 · 2 0

A man stumbled into a hospital with blood pouring out of his mouth!
The doctor asked, "What happened to you??"
The man turned to him and said "well, i was walking down the road and a locust jumped out and punched me in the face!"
The doctor retorted "yes there is a bad bug going around"

2006-11-27 08:54:01 · answer #2 · answered by druboy 3 · 2 0

It took me a LONG time to get it. I'm not sure I did, but I came up with something that could have made sense and made it funny. By Piles of Sick, do you mean vomit?

2006-11-27 10:09:52 · answer #3 · answered by Faith 5 · 0 0

LoL ~ i like the speed limit joke of the above anwerer

2006-11-27 08:48:22 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 2 0

I wasn't that bad. Sorry i can't think of any to share with you at the moment.

2006-11-27 08:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by Mary 5 · 0 0

Jeeze! Can't you ask a decent question?

2006-11-27 08:44:18 · answer #6 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0 2

Blargh ha ha ha ha ha.v.good

2006-11-27 08:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oohhhh ....lol...thats a groaner!.....

2006-11-27 09:01:51 · answer #8 · answered by celticldy 3 · 0 0

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