The place is Piccadilly
The players He and She.
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a simple process,
You can rely on me"
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it 5 times
And said it can be sore"
Then finally contented
She laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly he bent over
And started it.
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself" he whispered
His face filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in"
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I'm glad I'm having this"
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He worked quickly now
And rapidly pulled it out
She lay back quite contented
And said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while".
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!
2006-11-27 00:36:44 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahahahaha
very nice
2006-11-27 15:27:00 · answer #1 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cut back change is the two a microswitch or an optical change with a shutter. the two are used interior the likes of laser printers and different mechanical methods that require a cut back indication e.g. "paper out"
2016-12-17 17:00:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry may be I too had a bad mind and shouted you for this ques while reading this.
Good but not a ques
2006-11-27 00:44:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew it was up to something else and not dirty so i didnt imagine anything. i dont have a dirty mind nah? lol. ok i know one similar to this here it goes:
girl: ouch! its too tight.
boy: dont wory love we'll do it slowly
girl: push it in.
boy: aahh! i cant.
girl: its painfull.
boy: forget it. lets get a new wedding ring.
lol. hope you didnt think anything dirty. hehehehe.....
2006-11-27 01:22:12 · answer #4 · answered by anitha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To day you have become a poet also>>>>nice ones, dude>>>keep it up>>>>hehehehehe
2006-11-27 02:15:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!
2006-11-30 02:46:30 · answer #6 · answered by raindrops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep ive got a dirty mind
2006-11-27 00:39:58 · answer #7 · answered by sestero1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
first i thought they were fukin! then my other thoughts were she was makin a tatoo and at last i thought the guy to be the dentist. and i was right!
preety clever though! lol
i really liked it
2006-11-27 00:52:42 · answer #8 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love It!
2006-11-27 00:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by mkjhfiuy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-01 22:46:01 · answer #10 · answered by whatever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋