A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. He thinks for a while and says let's put, 'you are not getting older you are getting better'.
The salesman asks 'how do you want me to put it?'
The man says, Well put 'You are not getting older', at the top and 'You are getting better' at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened.
The entire party watched the message decorated on the cake
'You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the bottom'.
2006-11-27 00:34:17 · 25 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What about this one
When the tribal chief was suffering from constipation, one of his men goes to a doctor .Knowing little English he says, 'Big Chief!...... No ****!!' The doctor prescribes the medicines for 3 days, which the man gives to his chief. The chief hoping for a faster cure takes all the medicines in one gulp. After some time the man runs back to the doctor and says 'Big ****!......No Chief!!'
2006-11-27 00:41:10 · update #1
Its "Big $hit"
2006-11-27 00:42:00 · update #2
Hehe naughty my kinda joke
2006-11-27 00:37:36 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-11-27 09:24:16 · answer #2 · answered by tejas_fundo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one, but the real punch should come when the wife reads the cake
2006-11-27 08:38:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Thumbs up!
2006-11-27 08:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by FrmVegas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the fires one because it nice for a joke
2006-11-27 09:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by Belle M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>both really good jokes>>>>liked them>>>lol
2006-11-27 10:17:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He He That is good
2006-11-27 08:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Little Sparky♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really cute one!
2006-11-27 08:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by anjali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it b4 but still good
2006-11-27 08:37:40 · answer #9 · answered by sestero1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the first joke
Thumbs-up!!!
2006-11-27 08:51:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋