Do you like to get your wishbone split?
2006-11-26 23:49:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
As a chicken plucker from way back (my family of chicken plucker's actually came to America on the Mayflower) I occasionally enjoy getting my wishbone split.
However, chicken plucker's being who they are, a good many of them are drunk when they attempt wishbone splitting and try as they might, they just cannot seem to split a good wishbone.
I was also married to a chicken plucker but he could barely pluck a chicken let alone split my wishbone. He was a good father to our brood of chicken plucker's however, but one of our chicken plucker's got pregnant before marriage. Since it was by a turkey plucker, he disapproved of the union and he wound up in a fight with the entire family of turkey plucker's.
Since then we have celebrated once a year by stuffing a turkey plucker and having them for dinner.
We call this event turkey plucker's day.
Happy plucking!
Peace.
2006-11-27 00:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dont want the wishbone split, yahoo answers might not think this is a proper answer.
2006-11-26 23:53:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear its very lucky to split your wishbone x
2006-11-26 23:53:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooh yeah, what the point in plucking your chicken if you can't have your wish bone split????
2006-11-27 01:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by xXMichelleXx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a chicken to pluck.
2006-11-26 23:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by Patrick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES! It's better to hope for goodluck than not at all...
2006-11-26 23:52:53 · answer #6 · answered by licorice 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you saying what i think you are??? gigidy gigidy goo - jerked and anal - Ooh Yeah
2006-11-27 00:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
would be nice yes. dont happen though.
2006-11-26 23:50:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as you make a good wish.......yeah...i no im funny
2006-11-27 00:46:56 · answer #9 · answered by rachel v 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont do it
2006-11-26 23:51:58 · answer #10 · answered by b.hole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋