There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.
Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.
While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your *** with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."
Well, he had no choice so he wiped his *** with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.
All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.
The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.
2006-11-26 23:39:51 · 12 answers · asked by faz_94 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gross, but funny!!
2006-11-26 23:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would he lick his own fingers afterwards? That makes no sense.
2006-11-26 23:42:05 · answer #2 · answered by Cassi 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
some people take all tisse paper in toilet
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2006-11-26 23:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by KARAN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh
that is nasty
but funny
a bit
sort of
2006-11-26 23:50:09 · answer #4 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, haha! He deserved that.
2006-11-27 21:36:00 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuuuw! disgusting...but funny lol
2006-11-27 00:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by teddy bear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sick.......but funny!
2006-11-27 00:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by That One Girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arghh!! LOL.
2006-11-27 00:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...//heard tis many a times...//
2006-11-26 23:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by logu - 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is just wrong
2006-11-26 23:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by destiny 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋