Like when you were sneaking up behind somebody ?
2006-11-26 22:34:47 · 17 answers · asked by Contract Killer 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
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I once had a fart fighht with GF and pooed on her head.....
no more fart fights for me.
2006-11-26 22:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by I am just here to laugh at you 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I always farted at inappropriate times when pregnant because I had very little control over it. Id be walking in the mall and fart and just scoot away because it was very noticable. It was so funny. But now my bowels are not compressed with a fetus pushing on them.
2006-11-27 05:51:31 · answer #2 · answered by jennyve25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not "farted", it's faurght.
Yes, that has occurred to me once...but not while sneaking up on someone! That's a killer joke!
Once my math teacher called me to the board to solve a really difficult equation in front of the whole class. I got it wrong, and (he was really playful!) he quickly lifted his hand as if he was going to slap me! I quickly ducked but at the same time let one really big one rip!
You can guess the end of that story!
2006-11-26 23:33:51 · answer #3 · answered by Dahv Inchi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I was in elementary school and we're learing about "family life education," aka sex ed. I felt it coming on, and shifted weight a little, and the loudest fart ever came out of me. Everyone in that auditorium turned around and I turned red. Ah, puberty. Totally awkward. lol.
2006-11-27 03:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by GLSigma3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is no inappropiate time to fart. There is more room out than there is in. You know why farts smell? It's so deaf people can appreciate them too! I even know some people whose breath is so bad that others actually look forward to their farts!
2006-11-27 02:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by rank_peeler 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeahh. But I was with a friend alone in my house & it was a bit quiet. I stood up from my bed to on the fan & whoosh! It went.
Hahaha. But I just apologised to my friend & that's it.
Does not really sound as fun as the other people's answers, right!
2006-11-27 02:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by robotcavaders 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I ph arted in a big auditorium in my Eastern Religions class when I was half asleep. When it blew, I quickly realized what I had done. I kept my eyeseight straight but already noticed the stares in my direction.. that's the most embarassing moment.
2006-11-26 22:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, a brilliant style of the time as quickly as I fart this is irrelevant, yet i've got progressed somewhat solid administration of my butt muscle tissues, so no one ever hears them. and then I crop airborne dirt and dirt so as that no one is conscious who did it.
2016-10-13 04:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. The best one was while trying anal for the first time. We had to stop or else, the risk was too great.
2006-11-27 01:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by riccardo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha-yeah, one time when I was preforming a cartwheel, right as I split-embarrassing!!
2006-11-27 01:35:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋