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The thing about 90% of most women that become mothers is that their **** stretches out and they get a big gut. They started eating for two, and they find they like it. So it's twinkies and m&ms all day. Then they run up the mastercard buying the Tova Borgnine wrinkle cream and the Bob Bowersox spatchela collection from QVC which they watch all day. So you come home from your day at work, and you see this fat **** in polyester stretch pants. "I took Dakota to the doctor and he has ADD. And Ashleigh has the flu and I think I have a scratchy throat too. And the voyager makes a ping ping sound so you have to take it down to the garage. And I think I damaged the springs under the front seat when I loaded my 400 lb *** onto it while strapping and unstrapping and adjusting and unadjusting the rear facing child safety seats while it took me 45 minutes to load and unload the screaming little treasures in and out of the car." American men have choices www.nomarriage.com American women R TRASH

2006-11-26 21:26:55 · 14 answers · asked by gyva02 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

14 answers

Looks like somebody got dumped hard. Tough cookies, Skippy.

2006-11-26 21:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Wow After Reading This. It Makes Me Glad That I Am An Canadian Girl LOLOL. Oh My Goodness Buddy You Have Some Real Issues There. Time To Get Help Before You Hurts Yourself With All That Anger LOL.

2006-11-27 07:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by Little_Lady 1 · 0 1

wow... take a couple of deep breathes here before you have a melt down... It's just normal stress of all the responsibilities of parent hood and it's understandable because it's hard work... American woman however are not trash and our holes do go back to there normal size... You should try carrying a baby around in your stomach for nine months and then tell me how hard you really have it, better yet try giving birth to a baby and when your screaming your lungs out because you feel like your going to literally die because the pain is to much to bear and you feel like your in hell being ripped from end to end and no amount of drugs ease that pain and craziness in your head then you can tell me how hard you really have it.... until then- just breath....

2006-11-27 05:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by sexton 6 · 0 0

I don't understand what your wife has to do with anybody else. Dam.n you are so bitter. You are the one that decided to have kids with her. Sounds to me like you aren't happy with yourself and the choices you made .. much less your wife and your life.

2006-11-27 05:35:53 · answer #4 · answered by DepthsOfMyEyes 4 · 1 0

Oh, and I bet you are the most gorgeous thing to ever grace this earth! You TWIT!

2006-11-27 05:42:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You sound like a little ***** poor excuse for a man. If you didn't love her, why'd ya marry her then? Good one, man. Why don't you divorce her so she can quit wasting her time on a PU$SY like you.

2006-11-27 05:30:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Glad you learned something from your mother!

2006-11-27 05:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 1 0

Wow!.....I'm English but reading what you wrote made my day.....and made me laugh.....is this the truth about American wives?......lol.....what a description.....you really should do stand up.....ever thought of that?.........

2006-11-27 05:45:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Thats just your wife dude.

2006-11-27 05:31:06 · answer #9 · answered by jazzcrazy1 3 · 1 1

what a cool site,,,,a must read for every man

2006-11-27 06:52:59 · answer #10 · answered by amateur_astrologer 2 · 0 0

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