Damn Kids!
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon
inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have
been helping themselves to a feast.
The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit eating
situation. So he puts up a sign that reads, "Warning: One
Of These Watermelons Contains Cyanide!
The farmer returns a week later to discover that none of
the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another
sign that reads: "Now There Are Two!"
2006-11-26 21:09:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Anyone heard this one before?
2006-11-26 21:09:38 · update #1
nice!
2006-11-26 21:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by fatima b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ! heard it many times before.. U copies it from one of the Y! site.?
2006-11-27 05:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by lim h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard before. Maybe 25 years ago.
2006-11-27 05:11:01 · answer #3 · answered by tumbleweed1954 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol!!!! You must send me the link to that. Unless of course I am just being stupid, and this is just some kind of joke and not an actual article....
2006-11-27 05:12:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-11-27 05:11:27 · answer #5 · answered by dontexhale 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ya ... Same essence .... Different Situation ...
2006-11-27 05:13:21 · answer #6 · answered by Yash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-11-27 05:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by sharon c 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
never
2006-11-27 07:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-11-27 06:19:50 · answer #9 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heven't heard it... it's good
2006-11-27 05:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋