So situation is this...
What wud u do if your boat sank in the middle of the sea, grasping for your dear life and suddenly a crocodile appears and it's coming to you?
2006-11-26 20:05:39 · 15 answers · asked by pit_bulldog 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Crocodiles aren't usually found in the middle of the sea, so it is more likely to be a piece of wood or something. I would grab that and swim for shore.
2006-11-26 20:08:20 · answer #1 · answered by helly 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Salt water crocs don't inhabit the middle of any sea or ocean. They are mostly shore based animals.
You would be halucinating and therefore you would be safe from a croc attack.
It is probably just some dumb old harmless shark anyway.
2006-11-27 06:19:20 · answer #2 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few crocodiles do live in salt water, well, more on the edge actually, as do some alligators. Either of those two types do go into the salt water for various reasons.
The correct answer is to rub his belly, and he will roll over on his back and go to sleep.
From here, you can either ride him like a skiff, remembering to continue to rub his belly, on tear off the hide and repair the boat.
Either that, or wake up in a cold sweat.
2006-11-26 20:55:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why would a croc be in the middle of the sea
2006-11-26 20:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by destiny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is unfortunate but crocs are river animals not sea animals.
2006-11-26 20:42:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock my ankle together twice and says,"There's no place like home".
btw, there's no croc in the middle of the sea.
2006-11-26 20:08:41 · answer #6 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. no crocs in sea 2. jam a finger or nething slim or sharp into its eye, if it can't see you, it can't eat you
2006-11-26 20:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by avs_fan85 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get real honey, theres no croc in the sea....only sharks!
wat a croc!!!
2006-11-26 22:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it was in the sea i would expect to see a saltie, I would say my prayers cos i'd be a gonner i'd hope for a quick and relatively painless death.
either that or i would take out my swiss army penknife and pull all his teeth out quick sharpish
2006-11-26 20:09:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
probably panic & become croc food
2006-11-26 20:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋