5 billion years ago a god named Potter created the greatest thing in history he called them life capsules, the only thing was he created too many life capsules. Potter decided to send all the life capsules out into the universe creating life, he then sent out a huge bolt of energy creating all the planets and stars. From there on life evolved into what it is today. Since Potter created life and all the planets he asked on thing and thats that man practice pizdelica, If man is a pizdelican he will go to pestopia to meet potter and live a great afterlife and possibley return to life one day.
If man defies Potter and does not practice pizdelica he will be bannished and sent down to zigophia where his soul will rott and suffer and he will recieve no afterlife.
2006-11-26 19:44:40 · 17 answers · asked by Jaye 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Count me in dude! Wheres the munchies at?
Oh and do you have any virgins for me when I blow myself to kingdom come?
Oh and if Potter is related to Harry Potter, the significance of the magic rings true.
2006-11-26 19:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is not a NEW religion as it is the same that sent by God through many-many prophet as God posses many-many name and POTTER may be is one of THOUSANDS name of God known to a limited LIFE CAPSULE but God want all the LIFE CAPSULE to know God in one name and the name is not POTTER. In other word, you just ask us to be the follower of your prophet as our religion is oviously the same ie the religion of POTTER should Potter is the name of God.
2006-11-27 04:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by mad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if anyone teaches false doctrines and does not agree to the sound instruction of our Lord Jesus Christ and to godly teaching, 4he is conceited and understands nothing. He has an unhealthy interest in controversies and quarrels about words that result in envy, strife, malicious talk, evil suspicions........
God bless!
2006-11-27 03:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by lokotz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please be very careful. God has a sense of humor about some things; but not everything.
"Men were scorched with fierce heat; and they blasphemed the name of God who has the power over these plagues, and they did not repent so as to give Him glory."
Revelation 16:9
2006-11-27 03:57:55 · answer #4 · answered by Sister Christian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Story reminded me of the Wizard of OZ and Alice in wonderland !!
2006-11-27 04:50:59 · answer #5 · answered by ajhe_82 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It just looks like more of the same stuff; just different names for the same places.
I think you need to offer something different if you really want any followers.
Other than that, count me in. :)
2006-11-27 03:49:45 · answer #6 · answered by WaterStrider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know. I guess it better the living this non-believer life. Do we get any cool holidays?
2006-11-27 03:57:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no fanks.
Potter??? that's the best name u can come up with? the rest of the story is good ... but POTTER?
2006-11-27 03:50:19 · answer #8 · answered by allemapstieks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this some kind of pot head religion? I'm in.
2006-11-27 03:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
no I'm happy where I am
thanks for the offer
Blessings
David
2006-11-27 03:47:00 · answer #10 · answered by David T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋