If there is 2 loins in one room, the room has one door only no windows, you and the love of your life the one you would do the impossible for was in that room also. The good news for you is you have a gun :) but there is also a bad news which is buddy you have only one bullet. Now remember the loin and remember how fast he is and remember also there is 2 of them. I want you to think really good about this and i want you to picture it very well in your mind. Would you shoot your self and never see the time that your love will be eaten by the loins or would you shoot one loin and Russell the other loin willing to make her escape and you die, or you shoot her before she feels the pain behind the loins teeth. The problem is none of these that i mentioned is the right solution LOL. yeb it is not. what i want you to give me is how will you and your love escape that room to the door with out any scratch ??!!! and remember there is one loin in front of you and one in the back? Think :)
2006-11-26 18:20:21 · 14 answers · asked by § 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Guys the lions sorry not loins lol :) but again the lions are not scared of you and not any gun you have they will hunt you down and according to the discovery channel the loin could snap you in less than 1 sec in a distance of 6 feet so think that the room is not really much much bigger than 6 feet lets say its 20 feet but again think about and by the way to make you know the answer is not that easy the door is open and by the way a bullet wont open a door it is not a bazooka lol. the best answer will know :) and i will post the solution for you all in three days :)
2006-11-26 18:38:14 · update #1
Shoot one lion and while the other lion is eating it we would escape?
2006-11-26 18:23:35 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You do mean 'lions', right? Because 'loins' doesn't make any sense. And does the position of the door matter? Oh, and it's 'wrestle', not 'Russell'. Unless that was supposed to be some kind of pun. But hmmm... If you had superpowers, you could just fly to the door... Maybe the truth would scare them away ('cause it's a 'Lyin'? Haha, I crack myself up.). That's all I've got.
2006-11-26 18:29:10 · answer #2 · answered by JP 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
did you say the lions were dead?
how the hell did you your love and self into a room with one door and no windows and lions inside? unless the lions were dead in the first place.
2006-11-28 05:25:20 · answer #3 · answered by super load 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll shoot in the air, The lions might run away themselves
2006-11-26 18:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by Joltbolt 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would shoot the lock on the door and escape with the love of my life
(curios... i actually thinked this through because i actually imagined myself with the girl i love the most)
2006-11-26 18:25:57 · answer #5 · answered by yus_barrett 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well to start with i would probably panic. then i would shoot the lion behind me so the one in front of me smells the blood. as the one in front of me goes to the other lion to eat it i would then take my loved one's hand and drag him out the door.
2006-11-26 18:33:40 · answer #6 · answered by Laurie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not cool...Lions are my people. We understand each other. I would shoot you, then me and my leonine friends shall feast upon the flesh and walk ankle-deep in the blood of idiots!!! Grrrrr...
2006-11-26 18:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you mean beef loins or pork loins? you need a spell-checker or you'll get some pretty insane answers here, lol!
2006-11-26 18:24:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...i would shoot the door open with the gun and escape with my loved one..
2006-11-26 18:27:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
shoot one lion and hopefully it goes through that one and through the other one too/ shoot one hope it dies and try to pistol whip the sh*t out of the other one. what kind of gun is it?
2006-11-26 18:25:31 · answer #10 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋