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2006-11-26 17:44:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Diet & Fitness

haha, all of these are good so far, but you are right i am paying for it. i guess i just wanted some justification, although i must say the ham thing is tempting:)

2006-11-26 17:49:11 · update #1

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Getting tested for strep throat. Got sick from ham during holiday--this was in the news. Have a cold and experiencing shortness of breath. Best of luck to you!

2006-11-26 17:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0 0

Tell them your on a triptopham hangover

2006-11-26 17:48:15 · answer #2 · answered by Wasabi 3 · 0 0

STOMACHE problems
no fever needed
no note needed
just

bend over and say you feel queezy

Stomache problems...nausea. so impossible to prove....so common....

2006-11-26 17:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Or you could just be an adult and go to class like you are supposed to.

Best Wishes,

Sue

2006-11-26 17:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by newbiegranny 5 · 0 1

tell your teacher that you have a bruised olvary, it worked on my teacher that was a football coach and he let me go... funny thing is that i'm a guy... ha ha.

2006-11-27 00:30:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you're in k-12, don't.

If you're in college - just don't show up. You're paying for it.

2006-11-26 17:45:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why don't you try the truth?

2006-11-26 17:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by Derfboy 2 · 1 1

Yeah, don't do it.

2006-11-26 17:46:54 · answer #8 · answered by OU812 5 · 0 0

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