one dark nite in the middle of the day,two dead soldiers got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other, a deaf policeman heard the noise came to arrest two dead boys, if you dont believe my story is true, ask that blind man, he saw it too..LOL :<)
2006-11-26 16:59:21 · 8 answers · asked by buckbuchanan99 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! laughing my head off!!!!
it reminds me of ladlles and jellyspoons:
Laddles and jellyspoons
I come before you to stand behind you
and tell about something I know nothing about.
Next thursday the day after friday
there will be a ladies meeting for men only
wear your best clothes if you haven't any
and if you can come please stay home
Admission is free you can pay at the door
well give you a seat so you can sit on the floor
makes no difference where you sit
the kid in the gallery is sure to spit.
2006-11-26 18:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by flee1906 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"hey blind man, hav u seen these men fighting?"
blind man " yeah. I shot the sheriff but i didnt kill the deputy"
2006-11-26 17:04:44 · answer #2 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool although I've heard it before.
2006-11-26 17:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waaaaaa...! Just woke up..
2006-11-26 20:19:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lik whatever!
2006-11-26 20:49:34 · answer #5 · answered by fatima b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-11-26 19:00:31 · answer #6 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh well so so
2006-11-26 18:00:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell
2006-11-26 17:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋