On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red pants on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too tight. He then went to check on the rest of the preparations. The elves were on strike. The reindeer had shin-splints. At this point, Santa was BUMMED. He went into the kitchen to take a calming drink, and the bottle was EMPTY. Now he was really mad. All of sudden, there was a knock at the door. Santa, in his angry state, ignored it. There was another knock. Santa was in no mood for all of this. When the knock came again, Santa--filled with rage--threw open the door. Standing there was a little angel who said, "Hi Santa! What do you want me to do with this Christmas Tree?"
2006-11-26 16:26:56 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats Baad! (But funny!)
2006-11-26 16:34:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor Santa!
2006-11-26 20:27:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the better Christmas jokes. Heard it a few times but it still got a smile!!
2006-11-26 20:39:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...heard that before. Poor old fella.
2006-11-26 16:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aha so that's why the angel has that hole in the middle of it
2006-11-26 17:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
2006-11-26 20:11:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooooooooooooooooo....good one, thumbs up for that
2006-11-26 16:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good, but i feel it's missing something.........
2006-11-26 16:31:42 · answer #8 · answered by Mummabear 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a good one...(yawn)
2006-11-26 16:56:06 · answer #9 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-) lol
2006-11-26 16:35:49 · answer #10 · answered by tofu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋