The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he shouted.
Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!"
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve ?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
2006-11-26 16:23:49 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a pisser you make me laugh dude you should become a comeden...
2006-11-26 17:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good.
2006-11-26 16:33:09 · answer #2 · answered by Mummabear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol u get the idea for an christmas joke dont u
2006-11-26 19:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by precious 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny. Sorry, dude.
2006-11-26 16:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the 2nd one
2006-11-26 16:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by Larry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny
2006-11-26 16:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-26 16:27:48 · answer #7 · answered by Redd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooo, tff...thanx for the laughs
2006-11-26 16:26:03 · answer #8 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the last one.
2006-11-27 03:05:12 · answer #9 · answered by Faith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOOOOL!
IT WAS GREAT!!!!
THANX FOR THE LAUGH!!!
I`LL WRITE THEM DOWN!!
2006-11-26 20:21:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋