A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know
what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the
boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S".
The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough
toys."
Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every
letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have
all kinds of candy."
"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose,
"P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I
can smell it on your finger!"
2006-11-26 16:10:48 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaoooooo....was that lil johnny?????
2006-11-26 16:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TOOOOOO FUNNY
A teacher asked her students to use the word
"definitely" properly in a sentence. Lil Susie goes first
and declares "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher
replies "It's cloudy, today Susie ... the sky is actually gray." Bobby goes next by saying
"The grass is definitely green", to which the teacher corrects him "No, Bobby .... it's late autumn and the grass is actually brown." ......
Then Lil Johnny asks a question "Teacher,
Do farts have lumps in them" ? ........
The teacher gives Johnny a very stern look,
and says in firm voice "No Johnny, they don't" ! ........
Lil Johnny replies back "Then I DEFINITELY shitt my pants" !
LOL
2006-11-26 16:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG LMFAO... I think theres more than whats posted in santas little helpers job description!!!
2006-11-26 16:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-11-26 17:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.. funnyyy! =)
2006-11-26 19:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by Angel Eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
funny
2006-11-26 16:15:13 · answer #6 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...sort of i guess...but still really sik
2006-11-26 16:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is madd funny, i have to pass it on.
2006-11-26 16:12:58 · answer #8 · answered by Redd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh hell oh hell ho ho ho wait that santas hos
2006-11-26 16:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by purple princess ivy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-26 18:59:02 · answer #10 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋