"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes,
and I can't remember the other two... " - Sir Norman Wisdom
"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman
that even a bargain costs money." - Edgar Watson Howe
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success! " - Doug Larson
"A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie!" - Eric Bolton
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked
him to forgive me." - Erno Philips
"I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. " - Robert Paul
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching
them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and
shut up." - Phyllis Diller
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people." - Victor Borge
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." - Will
2006-11-26 16:06:40 · 6 answers · asked by yzyf 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"It ain't over til it's over" Yogi Berra
"The only thing that's constant is change"
"Why is it that the loudest snorer is the first one to fall asleep?"
2006-11-26 17:43:57 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Don't say you can't swear off drinking-it's easy. I've done it a thousand times." W.C. Fields
"...I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski..." Bill Clinton
"I don't drink water...Fish fu(k in it." W.C. Fields again
"...it looks like a picture frame, but it's really a gumball machine..." Maryellen Tarnoski from work
2006-11-27 01:54:09 · answer #2 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice and very true.
2006-11-28 05:38:18 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! i like those, especially the bike one!
"friendship is like peeing your pants....everyone can see it, but only you can feel it" (i dont remember who said it)
2006-11-27 01:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by Movie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-27 00:08:47 · answer #5 · answered by entropy1001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah! true!
2006-11-27 00:10:55 · answer #6 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋