During one of her daily classes a
teacher trying to teach good manners,asked her students the following
question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having
dinner with a nice young lady,how would you tell her that you have to go
to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to
go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That
would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say
it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very
nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your
brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be
excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
2006-11-26 16:02:11 · 7 answers · asked by yzyf 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That Little Johnny, aren't you glad you don't have a child like him!! He is a mess! Loved your joke, two thumbs up!
2006-11-26 16:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by rosey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good lil johnny!
2006-11-27 01:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by pit_bulldog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooo, lil johnny is really something
2006-11-27 00:12:01 · answer #3 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I do not get that one.
2006-11-28 05:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh... hey thats my line!
2006-11-27 00:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha .... that was very funny!!
2006-11-27 00:06:31 · answer #6 · answered by Rain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-27 00:04:33 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Sydd 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋