RAmen.
2006-11-26 15:10:47 · 10 answers · asked by The What Should I do? Retard 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There are no "gates of heaven" ye blasphemer! Only the volcano of sauce and the noodles from the FSM! How dare ye talk such nonsense of a "heaven"!!
RAmen brotha :-)
():-D
shadowgirl
2006-11-26 15:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. T, formerly known as Shadow. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you should live a good life and to go Heaven, if not for any other reason but to find out:
1) If Heaven has gates;
2) If the gates have signs; and
3) If the signs are in English.
2006-11-26 15:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by Rainfog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEAVEN HOURS: OPEN Most days about 9 or 10 Occasionally as early as 7, But SOMEDAYS as late as 12 or 1 WE CLOSE about 5:30 or 6 Occasionally about 4 or 5, But Sometimes as late as 11 or 12 SOMEDAYS and afternoons, we aren't here at all and lately we've been here just about all the time, except when we're someplace else. It is always best to call first before you come. Saint Peter.
2016-05-23 07:35:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. There aren't any here on earth either. God accepts everyone, but you do have to believe in him first. God welcomes everyone, it's man that puts up the No Trespassing signs out for God.
2006-11-26 15:13:19 · answer #4 · answered by theodore r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If heaven is what most people think it is, the gates have been welded shut for years:)
2006-11-26 15:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Nort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is true. Jesus said that He was the door and no thieves or robbers can get in unless they meet Him first.
2006-11-26 15:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by rapturefuture 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, there are "No Truth" signs on them, but "No" is marked off on all of them.
2006-11-26 15:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, there is not. Because God invites people there.
2006-11-26 15:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. All it says is "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
2006-11-26 15:12:49 · answer #9 · answered by maggiepirsq 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, and they're shapely.
I sucked jimm in a well..
2006-11-26 15:12:50 · answer #10 · answered by Frellion 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋