I'm the kind of guy who likes to bring joy to people who are sad, Some people might say I'm a hero. I use the ultimate symbol of happiness, Jar Jar Binks. I wear an elaborate Jar Jar costume/mask while trying to help. I wanted to help some really depressed people, so I put on my costume and hung around the cemetary. A funeral started, it was for a man that died. His wife and family were there. I tried to cheer them up by doing Jar Jar dances, and yelling Jar Jar quotes at the top of my lungs. I stood next to the priest who was talking and screamed. I danced around, pulled up clumps of dirt and threw them, and made loud noises with my air horn. Some guy told me to get out of there but I didn't listen. I pulled out my toy light saber and started poking the corpse with it while singing Jar Jar songs. People started yelling at me and others were crying. Some people began to chase me but I ran around, screaming. Eventually, the dead guys brother punched me. Do you think I should sue him?
2006-11-26 14:37:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
No, I think he should sue you. In fact, I would be willing to go in on a class-action lawsuit just for having read that entire question.
2006-11-26 14:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by Rebecca 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, even if you are a bonified quack you have a right to live at liberty and free of harm. Sue the guy that died his estate because if he didn't die you wouldn't have been there in the first place. If you need help I'll represent you ok? NO, I'm not a lawyer but I did stay at a holiday inn last night.
2006-11-26 14:41:36 · answer #2 · answered by I don't get it 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some special in someone life just died and you are there "trying to cheer them up in a costume" what the heck are u thinking.
If you are married and you are an adult you should know there are times to cheer people up and there are times when u have to stay out of the way cause your just gonna cause more pain.
2006-11-26 15:02:45 · answer #3 · answered by Mysterious 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you can get away with it, do it. Go to court in your jar jar costume too. Haha. you're funny. I would like to know the extent of the truth behind your jar jar escapades.
2006-11-26 14:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by missanniesue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude u poked the dead guy and totally disrespected the ppl there that r upset because they had jus lost a loved one i woulda punched u 2 u dont do that at funerals i mean sumtimes it feels good to be upset i mean wow why did u poke the dude i mean thats just wrong
2006-11-26 14:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't bother! They obviously have no idea of who they are dealing with. You are obviously a superior being and should be honored not punched. I would take your Jar Jar and dance in another cemetery where you will be appreciated.
2006-11-26 14:40:40 · answer #6 · answered by auburn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, your mistake was in not blaming this all on homosexuals. If you had some people with you holding signs saying that the man's death was the fault of the evil homosexuals, then you'd have been welcomed with open arms. Not.
2006-11-26 14:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What the phuck is you problem? First, this story has to be fake, Second, if that was a funeral for my loved one and you showed up trying to pull some crap with me, I would beat your @$$
2006-11-29 00:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by Amber 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 points.
2006-11-28 11:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by Strange Design 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even for a joke this is discusting give it arest come up with some clean jokes.
2006-11-26 14:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by rahlyd swamp muffin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋