An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his
neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he
looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. "I'm scared
out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some p***ed-off husband
wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop f***ing his
wife." "So stop," the barkeep said. "I can't," the womanizer
replied, taking a long swill. "The pr*** didn't sign his name!"
2006-11-26
14:24:04
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