2006-11-26 13:52:32 · 21 answers · asked by acgsk 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
WV bus, like the hippies
2006-11-26 13:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by Just Wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would drive an M-1 Abrams tank with upgraded weapons and armor that would not be susceptible to suicide bombers, IEDs , or anything else muslims could dream up in their service to the pagan moon god called allah. Jesus would be able to fire his weapons without stopping to reload and would never have to refuel his tank. The tank would also be able to fly, and would be invisible to Iranian radar when He went to blast the Iranian nuclear bomb factories that the evil muslims are building and lying about. The power of Jesus will defeat islam and the muslim "martyrs" will join muhammad in hell where their burning flesh will smell like smoked pork. Allah never was akbar.
2006-11-26 22:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Noone knows the answer to that. And, Jesus is not here driving around right now, not something we need to know.
What we need to know is what Jesus did and said, how He lived.. and to remember He is our example, and we are to live andthink like He did. To say we cant be Christlike is to say God is a liar, because God told us to be like Jesus, live like Him, love like Him, forgive like Him. .......
Lets get into the stuff we need to know. What would He drive?
Dont know, dont care. But, I sure find it awesome to know how He loves and forgives, and treats other ppl. If we all knew that and obeyed it, what a world we would live in, no matter what we drove. OOOOH WIEEEE< GOD IS GOOD>
2006-11-26 21:57:02 · answer #3 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May you persue them with your Tempest" in Psalms
Somewhere else it says He came down in a Tempest too!
What is the sex of the devil?
The Bible Says "The Devil is a broad"
Talks about Volkswagens too:
2 Corinthians 4:8:
We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair
2006-11-26 22:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would Jesus need to drive a car you Idiot isn't he supposed to be God. God bless kisses Betty
2006-11-26 21:57:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Popemobile.
2006-11-26 22:05:11 · answer #6 · answered by Judith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His words are hanging from my rear view mirror, so I'd have to say a Pontiac G6 GT coupe
2006-11-26 21:56:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
jesus drives a toyota this other jesus drive a pimped out honda. but jesus christ would have a hybrid it would run on water he turned to gas.
2006-11-26 22:14:00 · answer #8 · answered by reddheadzrul1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Christler.
2006-11-26 21:56:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think he would drive a car....
2006-11-26 21:56:28 · answer #10 · answered by KC0803 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋