A state trooper pulls over a car on a lonely back road and approaches the driver. "Sir, is there a reason you're weaving all over the road?"
The driver replies, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rearview mirror, the officer says, "mam, that's your air freshener."
2006-11-26 13:35:09 · 10 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah, I laughed at that one too. But I laughed better at your answer to the Jingle Bells question. lol
I love your jokes and stories. Keep up the good work.
2006-11-26 20:34:34 · answer #1 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!and i don't know if this is a missprint or not but at first the person was a "Sir" then at the end it was a "mam" whatever it is the joke is hilarious!!!!!!!
2006-11-26 21:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by Roxie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it a guy or girl? how did you go from sir to mam? anyway its still funny
2006-11-26 21:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2006-11-26 22:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by alinao92 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaah good one. sounds like something off family guy
2006-11-26 21:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by Val 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ya it a good one..i didny imagine that to hapen
2006-11-26 22:15:15 · answer #6 · answered by *Glitta n' Gloss* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i like it
2006-11-26 21:45:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was totally unexpected..... i loved it......i'm going to tell everyone that joke.
hahahahahahahahahaha.......
tell some more.!!!!!! please?? lol
just one question?? how did your sir turn into a mam??
2006-11-26 21:41:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao, thats a good one ;)
2006-11-26 21:38:04 · answer #9 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeahhhhhhh! nice.
2006-11-26 21:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by jordan_C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋