1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE/ CELL PHONE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND!
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S *** AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO, BIATCH!!!!.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
9. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT??
2006-11-26 13:19:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10. WE YELL AT WHO EVER IS GIVING OUT DRINKS, B/C WE BELIEVE THEY CHEATED US BY GIVING
US JUST O.J., BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.
11. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."
12. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
13. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
14. WE BELIEVE WE ARE THE BEST SINGER, DANCER, AND EVERYTHING ELSE, AND WANT TO PROVE IT TO EVERYONE.
2006-11-26 13:20:15 · update #1
Hey, I like free t shirts...are you stupid
2006-11-26 13:24:44 · update #2
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo, perfect description of my sister, ;)
2006-11-26 13:41:24 · answer #1 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you follow me at the bar?
2006-11-27 11:02:46 · answer #2 · answered by Faith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And guys behave so much better when they are drunk....
2006-11-26 21:24:29 · answer #3 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny but true!!
2006-11-26 21:25:00 · answer #4 · answered by Dotr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEP, THAT'S MY FRIEND CRYSTAL. YOU GUYS MUST HAVE MET.
2006-11-27 13:08:35 · answer #5 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what r u a female!
2006-11-26 21:22:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋