Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto the green.
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the same pond. On the way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out over the water, onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passes over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
2006-11-26 13:12:41 · 9 answers · asked by happyclown5769 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ya its ok to laugh
2006-11-26 13:41:43 · update #1
Wow that's awesome! If that was to happen to someone they would go crazy! I wonder what Tiger Woods would think?
2006-11-26 13:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by Roxie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million.Why did frosty there snow guy pull down his pants? because he heard the snow blower coming. 2.Astronomy Professor: What causes a nil.5 moon? student:once you won't be able to get your denims over your thighs. 3. Johnny: My brother purely opened uup a save. Tina: truly? How's he doing? Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar. it really is all I were given at the moment wish you loved em'
2016-11-29 19:55:55 · answer #2 · answered by papen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the third guy is a show off person.
2006-11-26 13:19:49 · answer #3 · answered by bubbles19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original joke...wow you are a master.
thumbs up
Justin
2006-11-26 22:36:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before, but it is still funny.
2006-11-26 20:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
supa funny...u got a talent
2006-11-26 13:20:10 · answer #6 · answered by ♫poison ♥s will never change♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
show off
2006-11-26 13:15:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaooo, thats a good one, i liked it....(((too bad some of the others didnt get it ;) )))
2006-11-26 13:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah... that's funny!
2006-11-26 19:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋